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07-18-2013, 05:00 PM #1
A Fishing Story
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort in Costa Rica.
The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn.
The wife liked to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and
decided to take a short nap.
Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat.
She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book.
Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and
said, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading my book", she replied....as she thought to herself,"isn't it obvious?"
"You're in a NO Fishing Area" he informed her.
"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and
write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape",
snapped the irate woman.
"But I haven't even touched you", groused the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true", she replied, "but you have all the equipment."
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read.
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