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06-22-2013, 01:56 PM #1
*~* dR Laughter Challenge *~* By dR Admire - Wild Card Round (Judging Thread)
Hello to All dR members! How are u all? Hope u are all fine! So its time to decide who will be able to participate in next round and who is not, as mention in the title it is judging thread (mainly for judges) in this thread i post the joke i got from contestants with their name, the only thing judges have to do is to give score to each joke out of 10, it means maximum marks judges can give to each contestant is 30 (maximum 10 for each joke), list of participant's name i will PM to my judges so only thing judges have to do is to write the score of each contestant against their name in the list which i PM to my all three judges!!
The eliminated participants who want to come back in the show once again are:
Rest of the eliminated participants not like to come back in the show as they not sent me any joke within the given time limit!!
So here are the jokes of these three contestants
A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday...At The Club, The Doorman Says, "Hi Jim, How are You?"
The wife asks, "How does he know you?
Jim says, "Oh dear, I play football with him."
Inside the Bartender Says, "The Usual, Jim?"
Jim says to Wife, "Before you say anything, He's on the Darts Team."
Next a stripper Says, "Hi Jim! Do You Crave the Special Again??"
The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi...
The Taxi driver Says, "Hey Jimmy Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time...."
Jim's Funeral is on Sunday!!!
4 friends meet 30 years after
One goes to the toilet while
the other 3 start to talk about how successful their sons became.
No. 1 says his son studied
economics, became a banker and is
so rich he gave his best friend a ferrari.
No. 2 said his son became a pilot,
started his own airline, became so rich he gave his best friend a jet.
No. 3 said his son became an engineer, started his own
development company, became so rich he build his best friend a castle.
No 4. came back from toilet and asks what the buzz is about.
They told him they were talking about how successfull their sons became and ask him about his son.
He said his son is gay and is a Stripper at a Gay bar.
Other 3 said he must be very disappointed with his son for not becoming successful.
" O no !! " said the father, he is doing good.
" Last week was his birthday
and he got a ferrari, a jet and a castle from 3 of his
Wife to Husband ( on Phone ): Hi. Are you busy Darling ??
Husband: Yes ! Why ? What is it ?
Wife: I have a Good news & a Bad news !
Hubby: Just give me the Good news, don't have time for the Bad !
Wife: Ok, the Good news is that the Air Bags in our new Audi A6 worked perfectly FINE !!
A SardarPrays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
-Oey Pagal Ticket To Le Le
Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,
"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.
Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"
Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote,
"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
dR Boss's Joke:
An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes.
When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"
"Nonsense," says the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream."
"Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some strawberries and whipped cream on it."
"My memory's not all that bad," says the husband. "No problem -- a dish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I don't need to write it down."
He goes into the kitchen; his wife hears pots and pans banging around. The husband finally emerges from the kitchen and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.
She looks at the plate and asks, "Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"
A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…
Long enough to cover the subject &
short enough to create interest.
Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli,
Company Ne Socha k Achanak Btayenge To Ladki
Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai ,
Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Diya or Kaha k
ladki ko kuchh iss tarah se Btana Ki Wo
Khushhi Se Mar Na Jaye,
Pappu Ne Ja ke Us Ladki ko kaha
Maan lo Aap Ko 5 Crore Ka Inaam Nikle To Kya
Ladki:"Aap Ke Samne Dance Karungi Aap Se
Aadha Inaam Bhi tumhe Dedungi..
Ye sun kar Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar
So its time for judges to judge these jokes and give scores in the list which I will give them through PRIVATE MESSAGE!! Then we will decide who will participate in next round! Results will posted as soon as i received judges decision
06-22-2013, 07:51 PM #2
Good Luck All
AchievmentsdR Wrestler Of The Month March 2013 I dR Wrestler Of The Month July 2013 I dR Star Of The Month May 2013 I 2x GFX League Champion
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06-22-2013, 08:48 PM #3
Nice jokes. Good Luck to the participants!
06-22-2013, 10:16 PM #4
nice jokes, good luck to all participants, but i wish i could understand that language :/
dR Wrestler of the month June
06-23-2013, 03:38 PM #5
hey what about me ??Do you know Richard Cheese?
06-23-2013, 08:08 PM #6
06-23-2013, 08:38 PM #7
- Join Date
- Jul 2012
- My Home :P
06-23-2013, 08:49 PM #8
06-23-2013, 09:17 PM #9
Good luck all
It's Clobberin Time
06-24-2013, 06:27 AM #10