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    Default *~* dR Laughter Challenge *~* By dR Admire - 2nd Round (Judging Thread)

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    Hello to All dR members! How are u all? Hope u are all fine! So its time to decide who will be able to participate in next round and who is not, as mention in the title it is judging thread (mainly for judges) in this thread i post the joke i got from contestants with their name, the only thing judges have to do is to give score to each joke out of 10, it means maximum marks judges can give to each contestant is 20 (maximum 10 for each joke), list of users name i will PM to my judges so only thing judges have to do is to write the score of each contestant against their name in the list which i PM to my all three judges,


    Here are the jokes:



    mightyghost's Joke:

    1st Joke On Anna Nicole Smith:

    Q: Why was Anna Nicole Smith afraid of taking a paternity test?
    A: Anna never scores well on tests!

    2nd Joke On David Beckham:

    Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common.
    A: They both go in and out of Victoria



    Nepali Keta's Joke:

    1st Joke:

    Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
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    Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
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    Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
    Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P


    2nd Joke:

    Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

    Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

    Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

    Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

    Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

    Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!



    Insideout Shoots's Joke:

    1st Joke:

    Salman: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!!
    Sarukh: U.S mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz “WAAR” hota hai.


    Salman: Wo kaise???

    Sarukh: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR…


    2nd Joke:

    SRk Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi.
    Doctor Bola: “ Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai ”
    Biwi: “ Hey Bhagwan… Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon? ”
    Doctor: “ Kyun ? ”
    Biwi: “ Unko Batana Hai Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali GayiHai “



    dR Chouhan's Joke:

    No text Jokes I received from dR Chouhan in the given time limit



    ∂Я Єяαмιт's Joke:

    1st Joke:

    KBC With Santa singh…


    The Story So Far…


    Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for “50-50″ and “Phone a Friend”.


    Santa Singh is playing the 13 th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let’s see what happens next…


    Amitabh Bachchan : Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par…


    Santa Singh gets Tense…


    Amitabh Bachchan : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan? Your options are…


    Amitabh Bachchan : Toh Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He's quite sure that Santa will opt for option A]


    But Santa is surprisingly still confused…


    Amitabh Bachchan : Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai… 50-50 and phone a friend. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai.


    Santa Singh : I think it is A, but I’m not sure.


    Amitabh Bachchan : Not sure, Hmmm… Aap kya karna chahenge?


    Santa Singh : I would like to use 50-50…


    Amitabh Bachchan : Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye…


    Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options:


    Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!. Santa Singh gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline…


    Santa Singh : I would like to use my last life line too – Phone A Friend…


    Amitabh Bachchan : Aap kisse baat karna chahenge??


    Santa Singh : Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna chahoonga…


    Amitabh Bachchan Faints !!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan [Thanks to AirTel ]…


    Santa Singh : “Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?”


    receiving reply from JAYA Santa faints..


    GUESS WHY????????? ??


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    Jaya Bachchan ask’s him ” What are the options?”

    2nd Joke:

    John Abraham was driving down the street in a sweat because he


    had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.


    Looking up toward heaven, he said “Lord, take pity on me.


    If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the


    rest of my life and give up tequila.”


    Miraculously, a parking place appeared.


    John looked up again and said,


    “Never mind. I found one.”



    Lucas2321's Joke:

    1st Joke:

    Q: Do you know 50 Cent's half brother's name?'

    A: 25 Cent

    2nd Joke:

    Taylor Swift waved at a boy last night , he didn't wave back , anyways , she will be having a new album coming out soon


    So its time for judges to judge these jokes and give scores in the list which I will give them through PRIVATE MESSAGE!! Then we will decide who will participate in next round! Results will posted as soon as i received judges decision






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    good luck for all , my favourite one was : Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common.
    A: They both go in and out of Victoria

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    nice jokes

    I bored judges the most with my long jokes



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    Nyc Jokes Good Luck All Participants





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