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    A young technician and his general manager board a train headed
    through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no
    place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from
    a young woman and her grandmother.

    After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young
    tech are interested in each other because they are giving each
    other looks.

    Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black.
    There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.
    When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there
    without saying a word.

    The grandmother is thinking to herself, "It was very brash for
    that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she
    slapped him."

    The general manager is sitting there thinking, "I didn't know
    the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure
    wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!"

    The young woman was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad the guy
    kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"

    The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face.
    He thought to himself, "Life is good. How often does a guy
    have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his general
    manager all at the same time!"







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