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    Three Questions


    A man sits reading his paper when his wife enters the house; she approaches him in a most provocative manner.

    "Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" she asks in a soft sweet voice.


    Not knowing what to make of this situation he replies "No."


    Pursing her lips she give him a sexy little smile, reaches into her cleavage and slowly pulls out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.


    Then stepping closer in she asks in a low sexy voice "Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?"



    Intrigued he answers "Uh, no."



    She gives him another sexy little smile, seductively reaches into her panties and ever so slowly removes a crumpled fifty dollar bill.




    "Now" she says as she leans down and whispers "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"





    Totally confused and excited he stammers "No-o-o-o-o."




    "Well" she whispers in his ear, "then go look in the garage..."


    His wife smiled and replied: "Why thank you, dear!"





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