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    Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Priya, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Neha then what will u get?

    Kid: Three new girlfriends.


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    A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lionís mouth," the vet told him. Scared he asked, "How do I do that?" "Carefully," replied the vet


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    The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr Jones, do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"

    Mr Jones: "I do." "Now what do you say to defend yourself?" "Your Honour, under those limitations... nothing."


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    A woman goes to a police station.

    Woman: My husband went to the market yesterday to bring potatoes.

    He has not returned home yet.

    Inspector: Why donít you cook something else then?



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    Two men visited a sports stadium.

    First man: Why are all these people running?

    Second man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

    First man: If only the winner gets the cup, why are the other people running?


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    Anjali was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of well-deserved complaining and self-pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me. The whole world hates me." Her brother, busy with a computer game, said: "Thatís not true, Anjali. Some people donít even know you."


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    Diner: Could I have a glass of water?

    Waiter: To drink?

    Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things


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    Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?
    Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."


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    Rahul: My sister made a chocolate cake for my birthday.

    Kunal: Wow! How was it?

    Rahul: The candles melted in the oven.



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    Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used to be up and out for his morning walk at 5 am.

    Son: Dad, at your age, he had become the Prime Minister of England.



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    Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage.

    Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident


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    A man was going to a railway line to commit suicide. He was carrying a tiffin box with him.

    Another man asked him why?

    He replied: If the train gets late, will I remain hungry?

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    Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?
    Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."


    this is the best one lol






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    thanks alot for sharing!



 

 

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