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    Default Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?

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    Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
    Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
    Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
    Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

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    Default Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna

    Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
    Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
    Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

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    Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
    "Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
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    Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
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    Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

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    Default Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?

    Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
    Wife remained silent for some time…
    Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
    Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..

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    Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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    DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

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    Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
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    Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
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    Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

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    Default Larki ek Baba Jee se:

    Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
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    Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta

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