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    "Mein uske paas tha
    Woh mere karib thi
    Fir woh mere paas aayi
    Aur thodi si ghabraayi
    Jab meine uska haath pakada
    To woh thodi si sharmaayi
    Usne kaha aaj hum
    Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye
    Jise duniya ki
    Koi taakat na tod paaye
    Usne mera haath
    Haatho me lekar kaha
    Yeh to janam janmo
    Ka bandhan hai
    Phir mujhe yaad aaya
    Woh Saawan ka mausam
    Woh poonam ki raat
    Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!"


    "Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
    Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
    Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
    Kuch din baad “RAKHI” ka tyohar hai."


    "Meri khushi ka andaaza
    Lagana mushkil tha
    Par iske aage jo hua
    Woh batana bhi mushkil hai"


    "Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
    Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,
    Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,
    Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
    'Happy Raksha Bandhan' to my dearest bro."


    "Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
    Payal chhankati chali gayee
    Main sindoor leke khada tha,
    Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee."


    "Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
    Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
    Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
    tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
    To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother..
    Just kidding as always.
    "Happy Raksha Bandhan"


    Usane hathon pe mahendi laga rakhi thi,
    Humne usaki doli saja rakhi thi,
    Hume pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi,
    Isliye humne usaki bahen bhi pata rakhi thi.


    "Savdhan !!!!!
    Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila/ladki ke hath mein
    phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hue koi bhi vastu dekhein to turant wahan se bhag jaye.
    Yah vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apki zara si laaparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.
    Purush heet mein jaaree ....."

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    thanks dear

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    Thanksssss




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    wow first one

 

 

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