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    Default ღ ღ ♥ ★ нαρρу 5тн αηηινєяѕαяу ღ ღ ♥ ★ ∂єѕιяυℓєz!! ღ

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    нαρρу 5тн αηηινєяѕαяу ∂яιαηѕ !














































































































    WARNING:

    Some jokes I use around here are fictional and not none fictional. No animals or people were harmed while making this thread and these jokes We apologize if the characters or names meet history of any person because this is not done intentionally. Thank you.


    Early 2008:

    Nepali Keta: Hash, can I join DesiRulez?

    Hash: nope, you are under the age of 14 and our rule does not let younger then 14 join DesiRulez.

    Nepali Keta thought to himself, is that so? Then I will never visit Desi Rulez in life. I said that to myself when I was angry and after a month I started to regret what I said to myself. I just couldn't forget to visit dR. No one would, because dR is like a drug addict. I joint dR as soon as I was 14+ and till this day i visit dR everyday.

    We all should feel fortunate that we get to visit Desirulez.net





    2011:

    KottU: Now whos this new spammer?

    Nepali Keta: whom?

    KottU: You

    Nepali Keta: Is that what you think?

    KottU: Yes

    Nepali Keta: It does not matter what you think




    2012:

    EidenAnderson: Hi insideout shoots

    Insideout shoots ignores.

    after 5 mins insideout posts a smilie in shoutbox:


    EidenAnderson: Hi insideout shoots

    Insideout shoots: Hi

    Nepali Keta arrives rushing

    Nepali Keta: acts like hes the owner of shoutbox, and says: what you guys doing?

    waits for someone to reply. He gets no reply

    After few minutes he starts doing some posting and comes back to shoutbox. There are more than 5 active users chatting.

    Nepali Keta interrupts and says:

    "Best in the world!"

    Private Message from KottU:

    Hi, you have been banned from shoutbox for not following its usage, the word "Best in the world" is banned. You are not allowed to use it.

    Nepali Keta replies: But I had exclamation mark "!" after best in the world.

    KottU: Ohh I just realise that, you have been unbanned from shoutbox

    Nepali Keta:



    Well first of all, I was thinking of giving gift of $1,000,000 for dR's 5th anniversary but then I thought to myself again, nope thats nothing to give to dR for all the things it has given to us. DesiRulez deserves more then that. So I went to my friend Barack Obama the president of United States and asked him to say something about dR. Lets hear what he has to say about DesiRulez.Net :






    Lets also hear what our founders and admins have to say about 5 successful years!















    Hash:

    5 years wow, just feels like yesterday, funny how I wasn't even prepared for this and didn't realize it was our anniversary, well 5 years of desirulez, when we started this site, it was just a bunch of friends and a very small community, we didn't even think back then that we will become this big and will last 5 years, it's all thanks to our staff that works hard, but very special thanks to the guys in the background, that work hard everyday, our developers, graphic designer, server optimizer, uploaders, and lastly the front guys who do the posting of content, a very special thanks to Solution24, abhi, @gent, gossip girl, without you guys this site would never even exist so thank you guys on behalf of all our current and retired staff.




    dR Angel:

    I joined dR in 2010 as registered user I never knew that I will like dR to much and will go to far in dR now in 2013 its dR 5th bday n as admin I feel luck that I m having big rank dR bcoz of dR founders n one person was always der for me bcoz of him I m the admin of dR its Agent (dR Boy) thx for ur help. and thnks to all founders solo abhi n hash. Hash is my new mentor official




    Parash Poudel:

    1st of all conratz all dR members and guest .. as i am the oldest member and was admin here for so long time then anyone else i feel proud to be an admin ... ( forever aka raj , vishal , ruchirarocks , p&d , angle , nepali keta etc without them desirulez would be dead by now ) and all our members :love: they are just awesome ..and of course our guests

    special thanks to all our founders keep it upper and happy 5th year desirulez !




    Solution24



    Abhi



    GG





    Sing with me!


    We wish dR all the success,
    we wish dR all the success,

    We wish dR all the success and a happy 5th anniversary,
    The time when dR started and the time what is now,
    dR is very successful in last 5 years,

    We wish dR all the success,
    we wish dR all the success,
    We wish dR all the success and a happy 5th anniversary.







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    Lol at the jokes


    AWesome dr is 5 year old now
    Last edited by Insideout Shoots; 03-04-2013 at 05:18 PM.



    It's Clobberin Time

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    NIce Thread Keta and happy anniversery to dR


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    Happy 5th Anneversary DesiRulez



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    Happy Fifth Anniversary Dr


    AchievmentsdR Wrestler Of The Month March 2013 I dR Wrestler Of The Month July 2013 I dR Star Of The Month May 2013 I 2x GFX League Champion

    We want punk..........We want punk..........We want punk..........

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    Congrats DR


    Achievement List
    Master Of The Year 2012
    Star Of The Month May 2013
    Wrestler Of The Month February 2013

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    Happy 5TH Anniversary There is something very well said in those jokes, It's that "No one would forget visiting dR, dR is a Drug Addict". Same happened with me, I was angry I decided to leave but came back in one-two days but stopped posting in discussiong (wrestling) section and I regret now! WELL SAID
    What I Have Achieved
    "dR Wrestler Of The Year 2012 (voted)"
    "dR Wrestler Of The Month May"2013 (chosen)"
    "dR Wrestler Of The Month August 2012 (voted)"

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope we will live for the 100th anniversary


    21-1 time to riot

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    Epic achievement!!!
    Congratz for making it to the 5th consecutive year! Heyman has affected me since he said that word so many times
    See you at the 6th!

    Happy anniversary!
    Respect

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    Happy 5th Anneversary DesiRulez

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    Happy anniversary!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Do you know Richard Cheese?

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    Happy Anniversary.

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    AWesome dr is 5 year old now

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    Nice Jokes and Happy 5th Annversary of DesiRulez.Net





    RISE ABOVE HATE


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    The meaning of the name Akili is 'Wisdom, intellect, sense'. # 1000....
    http://www.desirulez.net/health-fitn...al-stress.html
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    Awesome thread and nice Jokes NK

    and Happy anniversary DR
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    Championship held - 2


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    Happy 5th anniversary to dR



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    dR Wrestler of the Month April 2013 || dR Roadis X Winner ||1st and 2x dR GFX Champion || King of The Singnature


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    Congratz on DR's 5th anniversary


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    Happy Anniversary Desi Rulez!

 

 
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