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    Talking Answers to Travel Queries in India - Good One!‏

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    Answers to travel queries in India ---actual responses by the website officials who obviously have an excellent sense of humour!




    Q: Does it ever get windy in India? I have never seen it rain on TV, How do the plants grow? (UK).
    A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
    Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)

    A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

    Q: I want to walk from Delhi to Goa- can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
    A: Sure, it's only three thousand kms, take lots of water.

    Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in India? (Sweden)
    A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

    Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in India? Can you send me a list of them in Delhi, Chennai, Calcutta and Bangalore? (UK)
    A: What did your last slave die of?

    Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in India? (USA)
    A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. In-di-a is that big triangle in the middle of the Pacific & Indian Ocean which does not.. oh forget it. ....... Sure, the
    hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Goa. Come naked.

    Q: Which direction is North in India? (USA)
    A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees.. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions..

    Q: Can I bring cutlery into India? ( UK)
    A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

    Q: Can you send me the Indiana Pacers matches schedule? (France)
    A: Indiana is a state in the Unites States of...oh forget it. Sure, the Indiana Pacers matches are played every Tuesday night in Goa, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

    Q: Can I wear high heels in India? ( UK )
    A: You're a British politician, right?

    Q: Are there supermarkets in Bangalore, and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
    A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/ gatherers. Milk is illegal.

    Q: Please send a list of all doctors in India who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
    A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Indian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

    Q: Do you have perfume in India? ( France)
    A: No, WE don't stink.

    Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in India? (USA)
    A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

    Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in India? (France)
    A: Only at Christmas.


    Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
    A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first

    Q: Can I see Taj Mahal anytime? (Italy)
    A: As long as you are not blind, you can see it anytime.

    Q: Do you have Toilet paper? (USA)
    A: No, we use sand paper. (we have different grades)



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    ahahahahah
    iski toh
    i would b slapping everyone




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    cool thread














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    thanks alot for sharing!



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    Lolz, tit for tat!!!

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    milk is illegal



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    lol thats call HILARIOUSS!!
    sorry dude .... Hash

 

 

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