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    Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
    ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
    Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
    dokan dien tu ghar
    beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?



    Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
    Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
    Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.



    Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
    Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
    Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
    Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"



    Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
    Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
    Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.



    Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
    Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
    Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
    Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye



    Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
    Gangubai: Kaun ?
    Santa: Main !
    Gangubai: Main kaun?
    Santa: Tu Gangubai



    Santa: Do you know English?
    Banta: Yes
    Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
    Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.



    Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
    Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
    Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
    Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..



    Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
    Maa: Bolo beta.
    Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
    Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
    Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.



    Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
    Banta: "B.A."
    Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"



    Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
    Santa: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai.
    Santa: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
    Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?



    Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
    Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
    Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.





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    Awesome...GOod Job Keep It Up


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    Thnaks dude nice one

 

 

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