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    Today, everytime any of my friends - desi or not - come over to my house my mother evaluates whether they gained or lost weight and tells them so. MLID.






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    lol thx


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    thanks alot for sharing!



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    Mlid ??????





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    Quote Originally Posted by ~singh~ View Post
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    my life is desi






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    #15071 Today in the mail, there was a scratch and sniff for a nice perfume, I scratched it, and rubbed it on my clothes, and it worked. People thought I smelled different. On my way home, I noticed some neighbors hadn't taken in their papers, so I took their scratch and sniffs and plan on using them. MLID






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    Today, I realized whenever i shop online, the first thing i do is click "price-Low to High" MLID
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    Today, I realized that my uncle pronounces Jay Sean's name as Jay SHANTH. MLID
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    Today, I was talking to a gori friend of mine about how I thought I failed a physics test. She looked at me for a second and then quite seriously asked "An Indian fail, or legit fail?" MLID.
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    Today, I realized that my parents care too much about my grades, but at the same time, they have trouble remembering exactly what grade I'm in. MLID - JOE FED
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    Today, I received about twelve texts that I haven't spoken to in the last three months wishing me Eid Mubarak. MLID.
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    Today, me and my cousin decided that we are going to wear DESI CLOTHES to Black Friday tomorrow. That way everyone will avoid us and we'll get to the cheapest stuff first.-MLID
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    Today i watched the movie Dil Bole Hadippa, it was the best movie of the year for me. Until i realized it was a complete copy of She's The Man. MLID
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    Today when I found out Jay Sean's album has topped the charts I skipped happily to my kali friend and told her that Brown people had it in them too. MLID - S0NALI
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    Today, I realized that my UNCLE pronounces fishing as "pissing". He told me his favorite hobby was to piss in the lake. MLID.
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    Today, I was watching TV and saw an American girl eating rice with her bare hands. All I could think was, "She would make a really good DESI!" MLID.
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    Today, I was watching the Texans Vs. Titans game on tv. And they zoomed in on a sadar in the stands waving a towel. I felt proud to see a fellow DESII on tv. MLID.
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    Today, well everyday, you know you're a desi when your parents are yelling in the background when you're on the phone. MLID. - JESSI
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    Today, I realized my AUNTY doesn't say "how dare you." She says "How dare you are." MLID
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