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    Talking ✖ 10 things Guys Shouldn't Do In Public ✖

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    #10 Admire yourself in the Mirror

    Sure, Adonis, your biceps are big and your abs are tight, but your love affair with the gym mirror is just plain creepy. The bar narcissist who fixates on his James Bond poses in the mirror before, during and after he talks to a woman is equally funny and disturbing. By all means, check the mirror to make sure you havent got broccoli between your teeth or a stream of snot across your cheek, but if you cant get enough of yourself in the mirror, chances are other people quickly will

    #9 Pick Yourself

    You see it all the time: the guy in the parked car next to you picking his nose like hes grabbing for a coin thats just out of reach, a salesman at a hardware store scratching his crotch like hes getting wax off a table or a guy at the urinal driving a finger into his *** like hes trying to read his own temperature. Sure, we all get itches, but satisfying some of them in public can spell more harm than relief, and is just one of those things guys shouldn't do in public -- ever.

    #8 - Sitting with Crossed Legs

    You're talking to a guy at work, he's telling you about a new project you'll be working on and then it happens: In the middle of his ramble about the crucial importance of the project and your much-needed "buy-in," he crosses his legs, one over the other. Hmmm, suddenly his bold, tough pronouncements lose some of their ferocity. True, some guys can pull it off. However, on the wrong pair of legs, what's intended to express comfort and ease can quickly turn into a pretentious way of sitting. Better to keep your feet on the ground.

    #7 Blow your nose without a Tissue

    Unless you accidentally inhaled Agent Orange, this is one of those things guys shouldnt do in public. Always have a pack of tissues handy, or, if you don't and have to blow your nose, ask for one from someone nearby. If you feel shy about asking for a tissue, consider that the people around you would no doubt appreciate it more if it will prevent a river of snot from shooting in front of their feet.

    #6 - Play Wrestle

    Youve tried out your best DDT, suplex, bodyslam, and piledriver on most of your friends, but heres the thing: you did it in grade school and high school. If youre still play wrestling with your buddies in public, maybe join a gym to do Greco-Roman wrestling or try out for the WWE instead. What have you got left to lose? Most of your dignity and audience will be long gone after you perform this stunt guys shouldn't do in public.

    #5 Puke

    Weve all had too much to drink and thrown up the contents of our evening. While you may be amazed at your mass of spaghetti, red wine, the purple shot you drank for that hot girls birthday, and foam from two pitchers of beer on the ground, the public would rather keep drinking and not see the contents of your stomach. If the rooms spinning out of control, do your best to find a closed bathroom stall to save your evening (and everyone else's). Youll not only avoid the humiliation of puking in front of an audience, but if you freshen up your breath and stick to drinking water, you could keep partying (and keep your dignity).

    #4 Argue with your girlfriend

    You could have a valid reason why youre arguing with your girlfriend, but everyone around you will only see you one way: as a hothead. And if you're with other couples at a party, youve now cranked up the discomfort by creating an awkward atmosphere for everyone by engaging in this thing guys shouldn't do in public. By trying to solve your nuclear debates at home with your girlfriend, youll help save the public from the negative fallout.

    #3 Write longhand in a Journal

    Unless youre a calligrapher or a Mennonite, you can use a laptop to write your metaphysical poetry and emo heartbreak. You may not believe it, but your writing wont lose its meaning if it's not transcribed in longhand. Most cafs have Wi-Fi now so you can just add to the symphony of other people tapping away on their laptops. True, while you might not be able to dry blood on your diary pages, you can still slap a big fat ankh sticker on the back of your jet-black laptop to let everyone know how mysterious and tortured you are.

    #2 Pee conspicuously

    As you know, one of the top 10 things only men can do is pee anywhere. However, that doesnt mean you should. A hidden spot behind a dumpster or alleyway to relieve yourself works fine (kind of), but if you simply turn your back behind a car thinking you're hiding yourself, remember there are tons of people in front of you that can still see you clear as day. Plus, no one cares to sidestep a river of piss just to get into his or her car.

    #1 Cry

    Yes, its a given you might cry at a funeral. However, do you really need to shed a tear at the latest romantic comedy you took your girlfriend to go see? We all get emotional and have our ups and downs, but having empathy doesnt mean having to turn on the waterworks. If your girlfriend weeps at a movie or while she's reading, by all means comfort her. However, if youre also drowning in a pool of tears, its going to make it a much harder job.


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    lollzz nice onee

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    The Creator :)
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    lol i only do one thing thats the first one

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    dR Rockers
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    funny..........................nice thread

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    nicee post

    I usually forgive.. but only ma self

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    |ℓινє ☮|ℓσνє ❤|ℓαυgн ☺|
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    dR Rockers
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    y u care


    i did #2 so many times

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    Ofcorz #10 for me
    I hv to check if my hair lukz OK and sumtymz my clothez ...



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