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    i found some WWE Jokes on the internet..so i would like to share them with you if you like


    Q: Why did Maria Kannelis have sex with Chavo after her evening class?
    A: The teacher told her to do an essay for homework.

    Q: Jericho, Hurricane and Matt Hardy are in the same car. Who will drive?
    A: A police officer.

    Q: What's the difference between Goldust and the ****ty popular girl in high school?
    A: The ****ty popular girl only jobs out to the "A-squad".

    Q: What do Carlito and Kurt Angle have in common?
    A: They both spit in the face of people that don't wanna be cool!

    Q: What do you call any HHH match?
    A: A BURIED ALIVE MATCH!

    Q: What did John Cena tell the Japanese Chef?
    A: You canít Sashimi!

    Q: What did DíVon tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?
    A: Oh Bubba, test the fries!

    Q: Why is unemployment so high in the US?
    A: Because Nunzio and Funaki do all the jobs

    Q: What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when he tried to feel him up?
    A: Iím straight, Edge

    Q: How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb

    Q: Why was Ultimate Warrior fired from the pet shop?
    A: He couldnít sell Pedigree

    Q: What was Owen Hart's favorite movie?
    A: Cable Guy!

    Q: What did Kevin Nash say when he crashed his ATV?
    A: Arrgh, my quad!

    Q: What did Hulk Hogan ask in Arts and Crafts class?
    A: Whatcha you gonna glue, brother?

    Q: Why canít Chris Benoit go to the gas station?
    A: Because he always carries matches

    Q: Why does Vince want to go to heaven?
    A: Because he has no chance in hell

    Q: If Scott Steiner became a religious leader, what would his name be?
    A: Big poppa pope

    Q: Why did Kevin Nash cross the road?
    A: He didnít, he already tore his quad stepping off the curb

    Q: Why is Evan Bourne to blame for the high unemployment rate?
    A: Cuz he is doing all the jobs.

    Q: What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when Copeland made a pass at him?
    A: I'm Straight, Edge.

    Q: Why does Big Show lose his way so frequently?
    A: He keeps turning.

    Q: Why was Bubba Ray Dudley fired from the take away restaurant?
    A: He kept asking D-Von to get the table.

    Q: What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?
    A: You can't C me!

    E.G ( I wrote them on Jokes Section..But i see no people goes there..so i thought about copy paste it here so more people see it ) Hope You Enjoyed And Laught

 

 

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