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01-14-2013, 04:55 AM #1
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- Sep 2011
Walks into a bar... Not ready to go home
A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. He chugs it, looks into his pocket and asks for another beer. He chugs that beer, looks into his pocket and asks for another.
The man does this a few more times until the bartender asks, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"
The man says, "Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I'm gonna keep drinking till she looks good enough for me to go home."
01-14-2013, 04:57 AM #2
01-14-2013, 05:03 AM #3
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