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    -- The smell of beer on your breath drives me wild.

    -- I'm bored. Let's shave the *****.

    -- I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

    -- Let's get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and make an afternoon of it.

    -- God, if I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

    -- I only signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head.

    -- Let's subscribe to Hustler.

    -- Let's take pictures so your friends will believe you.

    -- Honey, our neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see!

    -- Awesome fart! Do another one!

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