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    -- You no longer know what time fast food drive-thru windows close.

    -- Your potted plants stay alive.

    -- You pay at least a dollar more than the minimum payment on your credit card bill.

    -- Your friends' hook-ups and break-ups are now marriages and divorces.

    -- You attend parties that the police don't raid.

    -- You're not expected to leave the room when the adults are talking.

    -- You refer to college students as "those kids."

    -- You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of just beer, beer and beer.

    -- You feed your dog Science Diet instead of leftover pizza.

    -- At 6 a.m., you're putting your contact lens in instead of taking them out.

    -- Naps are no longer weekday options.

    -- Dating involves dinner and a movie, not keggers and Ecstasy.

    -- Grocery lists contain more than toilet paper and potato chips.

    -- You leave parties because you have a busy day tomorrow, not because the EMS guy has strapped you down.

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