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Thread: The mortician's big discovery
01-13-2013, 04:46 PM #1
The mortician's big discovery
While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest ***** he has ever seen.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," says the mortician, "But I can't send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge ***** like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
The mortician removes the *****, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his briefcase. When he gets home, he decides to show it to his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he says, removing the jar from his briefcase.
"Oh my God!" she screams, "Schwartz is dead!"Do you know Richard Cheese?
01-14-2013, 02:11 AM #2
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