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    In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:

    "Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the pulse, listen to the heart or check for breathing?"

    "No."

    "So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?"

    "Well, the man's brain was in a jar on my desk, but I suppose he could have still been practicing law for a living."
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