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    Q: How do you get a Maryland graduate off your porch?
    A: Pay for the pizza.
    Q: Why did Clemson choose orange as a school color?
    A: So that the football team could wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up garbage for the rest of the week.
    Q: Why did O.J. Simpson go to Raliegh, NC in the Ford Bronco?
    A: He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
    Q: What are the longest three years of a Duke player's life?
    A: His freshman year.
    Q: Why did Georgia Tech replace the grass in its football stadium with astroturf?
    A: They didn't want the cheerleaders to graze at halftime.
    Q: Why do Wake Forest cheerleaders wear bibs?
    A: To keep the tobacco juice off the uniforms.
    Q: How many Duke freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: None, because that's a sophomore course at Florida State and Virginia.

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