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    Pappu:- baba mujhe rasta dikhao,

    meri shadi nhi ho rhi hai, mai chintit hu

    nirmal baba:- beta aap kya krte ho

    Pappu - shadi hone ke liye konka
    kam uchit rahega..??

    Baba - tum mithai ki dukan khol lo

    Pappu - baba , wo kholi hui hai, mere father ki mithai ki hi dukan hai

    Baba: Shanivar k din subah 9 baje khola kro

    Pappu - shani mandir k paas hi
    meri dukan, 9 baje hi kholta hu

    Baba - kale rang k kutte ko mithai khilaya kro

    Pappu - mere ghar me kala kutta
    hi hai, subah shyam mithai khilata hu

    Baba - somvar ko shiv mandir jaya kro

    Pappu - me keval somvar hi nhi
    har din shiv mandir jata hu

    Baba - kitne bhai bahan ho

    Pappu - baba aap k hisab se shadi k liye kitne bhai bahan hone
    chhaiye

    Baba - do bhai ek bahan

    Pappu - mere sach me do bhai ek bahen hi hai

    Baba - daan diya karo

    Pappu - baba mene anath ashram
    khol rakha hai, roz daan karta hu

    Baba : badrinath kitni baar gye ho

    Pappu - baba aap ke hisab se shadi
    ke liye kitni baar badrinath jana chahiye....??

    Baba : kam se kam 2 bar

    Pappu : me bhi 2 baar hi gya hu

    Baba - nile rang ki shirt pehna kro

    Pappu - baba mere pas nile rang ki
    hi shirt hi, kal dhone k liye utari thi, aaj subah fir pehan luga

    pappu:- Baba ek sawal puchu

    Baba - ha jarur

    Pappu - kya mere mathe pe aap ko
    Bevakoof likha hua dikh raha hai....??

    Baba - nahi to

    Pappu - to fir kyo itne sare logo ko
    baithe bithaye bevakoof banate
    ho Baba ek baat aur bolu

    .
    Baba - ha bolo

    Pappu:- mai pehle se shadi shuda hu
    aur 2 baccho ka baap bhi.....
    Idhar se gujar raha tha, socha thoda time pass kar lu.. :



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