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    Default Word Definitions (Funny)

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    Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

    Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

    Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

    Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

    Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

    Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

    Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

    Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that You actually look forward to the trip.

    Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

    Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

    Father : A banker provided by nature.

    Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

    Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

    Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

    Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

    Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says midway "See I am not injured yet."

    Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

    Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

    Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

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    |ℓινє ☮|ℓσνє ❤|ℓαυgн ☺|
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    σℓ∂ ρяιтнνιяαנ нαυнαη
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  4. #4
    I am Brown so ARe you DOwN?
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    Mar 2008


    shit this stuff jus cracked me up
    Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.<<<< best one
    sorry dude .... Hash

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    London, UK


    thanks alot for sharing!



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