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    Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.

    "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"

    "Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't take a crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

    "Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

    "Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.

    "No...not really. I pee every morning at 6:00 am. I piss like a race horse; no problem at all."

    "Do you have trouble taking a crap?" asked the 70-year-old.

    "Well, not really. I have a great bowel movement every morning at 6:30 am."

    With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 am and take a crap every morning at 6:30. What's so tough about being 80?"

    To which the 80-year-old replied, "I don't wake up until 10:00 am."





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