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    A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.

    Officer: You were speeding.
    Man: No, I wasn't.
    Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
    Man: But I wasn't speeding.
    Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
    Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
    Officer: Yes, you would.
    Man: What if I just thought that you were?
    Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
    Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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    good one

 

 

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