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    GEORGE: Your secretary is very sexy

    BILL: Thanks! It's a robot actually, named Monica. If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. I'll lend it to you for a day & you can see her functions.

    Next day, George called Bill from the hospital & shouted:

    You bastard! You didn't tell me that the HOLE between Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener.



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    Do you know Richard Cheese?

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    Please add reputation points if you like the post. This encourages us. Simply click star mark on left of this post then ADD to Reputation, thats it

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    i love it

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