Results 1 to 5 of 5
  1. #1
    New Arrivals
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Posts
    9

    T

    Cool [:] Funny story-must read[:]

    Follow us on Social Media








    A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, not matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probable damned dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey.I love you." To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong, honey. I love you, too."


  2. #2
    The Creator :) www.desirulez.org
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Posts
    11,198

    T

    Default

    good one






  3. #3
    Coolbie www.desirulez.net
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    earth
    Posts
    347

    T

    Default

    Don't be so humble - you are not that great.


  4. #4
    Retired Staff www.desirulez.net
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    London, UK
    Posts
    3,339

    T

    Default

    thanks alot for sharing!



  5. #5
    Retired Staff www.desirulez.net
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    2,400

    T

    Default

    read it be4

    i think itz a repost






 

 

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •