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    1) Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
    Wife remains silent
    Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
    Wife : Abbe gin ne to De
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    2) Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
    Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
    Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti
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    3)Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes!
    Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
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    4) Whats the diff between Dava & Daru?
    Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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    5)Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
    Wife:Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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    6) Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
    Wife nay pocha, Koun Thi Wo?
    Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
    main pehle hi pareshan
    hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
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