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    1) An old man married a young Girl,
    Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?
    Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.
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    2) They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love;
    After marriage: It is self-defense
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    3)Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
    Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
    I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
    Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
    Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
    "What other problem can there be greater than this one?
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    4)How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
    Yr 1. Janu
    Yr 2. O G.
    Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
    Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
    And then...
    Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
    Yr 6. Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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    15) Teacher: Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti Hai?
    Student: MISS, SHALWAR KA NARRA





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