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    Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
    A: Put a pretty blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

    Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
    A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

    Q: What is the difference between men and women:....
    A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

    Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg ?
    A. They don't stop for directions.

    Q: How does a man keep his youth?
    A: By giving HER money, furs and diamonds.

    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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