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    1) Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?

    Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Hay...
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    2) Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot

    pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
    Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..?
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    3) Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
    Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.
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    4) Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon,
    mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!

    Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!

    Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!
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    5) wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
    Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga





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