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    Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
    A: Dress her up as an alter boy.

    Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
    A: By becoming a ventriloquist!

    Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
    A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

    Q: What do you call an anorexic B**ch with a yeast infection?
    A: A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.

    Q: What do preists and Mcdonalds have in common?
    A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns

    Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
    A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

    Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
    A: Because their plugged into a genius!

    Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
    A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

    Q: What do the Mafia and a hore have in common?
    A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit

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    some are really disgusting
    Do you know Richard Cheese?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EidenA$$HOLE View Post
    some are really disgusting
    Yea i did say 18+ i thought it would be a change to my usual jokes

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