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11-04-2012, 10:49 PM #1
Daily Jokes from The Enigma: 18+ jokes
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: What do you call an anorexic B**ch with a yeast infection?
A: A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.
Q: What do preists and Mcdonalds have in common?
A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A: Because their plugged into a genius!
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: What do the Mafia and a hore have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit
11-04-2012, 11:04 PM #2
some are really disgustingDo you know Richard Cheese?
11-05-2012, 12:21 AM #3
11-12-2012, 04:46 PM #4