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11-01-2012, 05:54 PM #1
Daily Jokes from The Enigma: one liners
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
2. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
3. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
4. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
5. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.