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    1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

    2. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

    3. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

    4. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

    5. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

 

 

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