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    1.”I’M GOING FISHING”
    Means: “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and Stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.”

    2.”IT’S A GUY THING”
    Means: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, And you have no chance at all of making it logical”.

    3.”CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”
    Means: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”

    4.”UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR…”
    Means: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.

    5.”IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”
    Means: “I have no idea how it works.”

    6.”I WAS LISTENING TO YOU, IT’S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.”
    Means: “I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing something.”

    7.”TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD”.
    Means: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”

    8.”THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.”
    Means: “Are you still talking?”

    9.”YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.”
    Means: “I remember the theme song to ‘F Troop’, the address of The first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of Every car I’ve ever owned, but I forgot your birthday.”

    10.”I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES”.
    Means: “The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.”

    11.”OH, DON’T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT’S NO BIG DEAL.”
    Means: “I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death Before I admit that I’m hurt.”

    12.”HEY, I’VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I’M DOING”.
    Means: “And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.”

    13.”I CAN’T FIND IT.”
    Means: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”

    14.”WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”
    Means: “What did you catch me at?”

    15.”I HEARD YOU.”
    Means: “I haven’t the foggiest clue what you just said, and am Hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t Spend the next 3 days yelling at me.”

    16.”YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.”
    Means: “I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse.”

    17.”YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.”
    Means: “Please don’t try on one more outfit, I’m starving.”

    18.”I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.”
    Means: “No one will ever see us alive again.”

    19.”WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK.”
    Means: “I make the messes, she cleans them up.”



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    well some of dem r tru not gonna disagree....some of dem r not tru....U GIRLS HAVE TO AGREE ON TAT TOO
    sorry dude .... Hash

 

 

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