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    Default Fat Man Losing Weight

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    Fat man saw an add: "lose 5kg in a
    week" in a newsppr.

    He calls the company & lady says
    be ready tmrw at 6am.

    The next morning the Lady leads him to a Room, he opens the
    door & finds a hot babe with just
    shoes, undergarments & shirt
    saying "u catch me u f**k me!"
    & the girl starts running.

    He starts running but doesn't
    catch her.
    During the whole week he tried to
    catch her but couldn't.
    However he loses 5 kg.

    He then asks for the 10kg
    program.
    Next morning at 6 he opens the
    door and sees an even hotter
    babe in shoes, thong & a shirt
    saying "u catch me u f**k me".
    He loses 10 kg that week.

    So he thought this program is
    awesome!
    Lets try the 25 kg!
    So he asked for the 25 kg but the
    lady said "R u sure? its really
    tough".

    he said "YES!"

    Next day at 6 he opens the door,
    he finds a negro gay in just
    underwear saying "If I catch u, I
    will f**k u.....!"

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    this is hilarious


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    mind blowing
    This World is so Funny

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    Default Two big Texans are sitting on a plane....

    Two big Texans are sitting on a plane from Dallas and an old Jewish Texan is sitting between them.

    The first Texan says, "My name is Roger. I own 250,000 acres. I have 1,000 head of cattle and they call my place The Jolly Roger."

    The second Texan says, "My name is John. I own 350,000 acres. I have 5,000 head of cattle and they call my place Big John's."

    They both look down at the Jewish man who says, "My name is Irving and I own only 300 acres."

    Roger looks down at him and say, "300 Acres? What do you raise?" "Nothing", Irving says.

    "Well then, what do you call it?" Asked John. "Downtown Dallas ."
    This World is so Funny

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    AHAHHAHAHAH Jewish TEXAN, HAHAHAHAHHAHA.
    Don't forget your shinebox!

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    Do you know Richard Cheese?

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