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    The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
    interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a
    woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
    metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
    instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside
    the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"

    The man said, "you can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."

    The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for the job. Take your wife
    and go home."

    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
    into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
    tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

    The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go

    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
    kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
    heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
    walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
    there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
    "This gun was loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death
    with the chair".

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    Retired Staff
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    thanks alot for sharing!

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    all women r like dat



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