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    > Phone call....

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    > **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**
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    > ** ' Hello? ' **
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    > ** ' Hi honey.**
    > **This is Daddy.**
    > **Is Mommy near the phone? ' **
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    > ** ' No, Daddy.**
    > **She ' s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. ' **
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    > **After a brief pause,**
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    > **Daddy says,**
    > ** ' But honey, you haven ' t got an Uncle Paul. ' **
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    > ** ' Oh yes I do, and he ' s upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
    > **Right now. ' **
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    > Brief Pause.
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    > ** ' Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
    > **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
    > **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
    > **That Daddy ' s car just pulled into the driveway. ' **
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    > ** ' Okay, Daddy, Just a minute. ' **
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    > **A few minutes later**
    > **The little girl comes back to the phone.**
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    > ** ' I did it, Daddy. ' **
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    > ** ' And what happened, honey? ' **
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    > ' Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
    > around screaming.**
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    > **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
    > **And now she isn ' t moving at all! ' **
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    > ** ' Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul? ' **
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    > ** ' He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**
    > **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
    > **And into the swimming pool.**
    > **But I guess he didn ' t know that you took out the water**
    > **Last week to clean it.**
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    > **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he ' s dead. ' **
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    > *****Long Pause*****
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    > *****Longer Pause*****
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    > *****Even Longer Pause*****
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    > **Then Daddy says,**
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    > ** ' Swimming pool? ............**
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    > **Is this 486-5731? ' *
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    > **Aaaaaaaaa No, I think you have the wrong number Uncle.........
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    lmao wow






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    thanx dear...









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    Lol!!!!

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    LOL! Good One!

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    lmao





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    Rofl !!!!!!!

 

 

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