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03-09-2008, 11:28 PM #1
? Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
? Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
? Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM
? An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
? Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
? Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
? Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
? Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
? Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
? Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
? Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
? Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
? Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
? Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
? Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
? Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven?t u heard train is coming on platform?
? Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
? Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
? Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What?s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
? At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.
? Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
? Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
? Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That?s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
? Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
? Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.
03-10-2008, 09:05 AM #2
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I found the title the funniest. Way more than these jokes. haha
03-12-2008, 10:28 PM #3
03-14-2008, 10:05 AM #4
aww thanks payal, luv ya too.
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