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    There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

    "Honey, it`s me. Are you at the club?"
    "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It`s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
    "What`s the price?"
    "Only $1,500.00"

    "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... "
    "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... "
    "What price did he quote you?"
    "Only $70,000 ... "
    "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    "Great! But before we hang up, something else ... "
    "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and ... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It`s on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property ... "
    "How much are they asking?"
    "Only $375,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ... "
    "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $325,000. OK?"

    "OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I`ll see you later!! I love you!!!"
    "Bye ... I do too ... "

    The man hangs up, closes the phone`s flap, and raises his hand and asks all those present,
    "Okay... who`s phone is this?"



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