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    Default Jyada sayani aurat.

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    Wife Ko Yakeen Tha Ki Husband Ka Naukarani Ke Sath Nazayaz Talukaat Hai

    Ek Din Usne Naukrani Ko Chupke Se Chhutti Pe Bhej Diya,

    Raat Ko Pati Toilet Gaya To Wife Chup-Chap Naukarani Ke Bed Pe Let Gayi,

    Aur Light Band Kar Di, Pati Khamoshi Se Kamre Mein Aaya Aue Sex Karne Lag Gaya.

    Sex Ke Baad Biwi Chillate Hue Boli: “Tum Mujhe Yahaan Dekh Ke Chonk Gaye Na” Aur Ye Bolkar Light On Kar Di.

    Driver Bed Se Uchalte Hue Hairani Se Bola: “Arey, Madam Aap Yahaan”

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    Woh Mangti Thi Mein Deta Na Tha,
    Jawaab Uske Kisi Bhi Sawaal Ka.

    Ek Din Uss Ne Manga To Khara Ho Gya,
    Rongata Rongata Meray Jazbat Ka

    Ek Din Wo Boli Peeche Se Nahi Age Se Karo,
    Tum Deedar Mere Husn-E-Shabaab Ka

    Bada Dard Hota Hai Jab Ander Jaata Hai,
    Kaano Mein Ik Ik Lafz Mere Yaar Ka.

    Fir Mene Pyar Se Diya To Choot Gaya
    Haath Se Mere Laal Phool Gulaab Ka

    Uss Ne Kaha Ke Kar Lo Mager Kisi Ko Na Batana
    Bus Chupa Rahe Yeh Afsaana Hamare Pyar Ka..

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    Suhagrat Pe Patni Ke Sath Bade Aram Aram Se Sex Kiya Taki Use Koi Takleef Na Ho

    Agle Din Usne Apni Biwi Se Puchha.

    Pati: “Tujhe Raat Ko Zyada Dard Ya Takleef To Nahi Hui”

    Patni: “Nahi, Bohat Maza Aaya, Dard To Tab Hota Tha Jab Main School Mein Thi“

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    Santa Badi Roni Si Surat Bana Kar Ek Doctor Ke Pass Gaya

    Rote Hue Doctor Ko Apni Problem Batane Laga

    Santa: “Main Sidha Khada Hokar Halka Sa Jhuk Kar…

    Apni Left Leg Ghutne Se Modkar Sidha Karta Hoon…

    Fir Right Leg Ko Ghutne Se Modkar Sidha Karta Hoon…

    Tab Kamar Mein Bahut Dard Hota Hai…”

    Doctor Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Mein Bola: “Achha, Par Aisa Tu Apni G*nd Marwane Ke Liye Karta Hai?”

    Santa: “To Bh**di Ke Underwear Kaise Pehnu“


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    Teacher: “Bachon Aaj Hum Grammer Padhenge, To Batao Ek Aurat Ek Khidki Se Jhank Rahi Hai, Ye Kya Hai?”

    Pappu: “Mam, Ye Ek Vachan Hua”

    Teacher: “Good, Ab Batao Ki – Bahut Si Aurtein Khidkiyon Se Jhank Rahi Hai?”

    Pappu Kuch Sochkar Bola: “Mam, Ye To R*ndi Bazar Hua“


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    Ek Bar Ek Political Rally Mein Pappu Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Khub Jamkar Pityai Kari

    Baad Mein Logo Ne Jab Reason Pucha To Pappu Rote Hue Bola.

    “Udhar Ek Ladki Apni Chati Pe Sticker Laga Ke Ghoom Rahi Thi “Press” Bus Maine Waha Se Press Kar Diya.”





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    Akili

    are you Okay Akili ?
    Last edited by Ash; 06-12-2012 at 07:24 PM.

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    What Are you Posting

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