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    A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

    Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?

    Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

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    Teacher:
    Dunya me kitne
    Bar-e-Azam hen?

    Pathan:
    4

    Teacher:
    Kn Kn Se?

    Pathan:
    1. Quaid-e-Azam
    2. Sikandar-e-Azam
    3. Mughal-e-Azam
    Or
    4. Mera Chacha
    Haji Azam.

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    1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..

    Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:

    “Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….

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    Shadi Me Khana K wqt pathan Ko Plate Nhi Mili
    pathan Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
    Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya?
    pathan: dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Nhi Ayga:-)

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    PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
    Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
    apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga

    PATHAN:
    Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm na ho
    ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
    PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or agai
    Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
    PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do.

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    Teacher to pathan:
    batao Pakistan ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lehraya gya?

    Pathan boht dair sochnay k bad bola:

    Hawa mei…. :-

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    Quote Originally Posted by love_as View Post
    A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

    Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?

    Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

    edit :- http://www.desirulez.net/showthread.php?t=554743

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    Quote Originally Posted by love_as View Post
    Teacher:
    Dunya me kitne
    Bar-e-Azam hen?

    Pathan:
    4

    Teacher:
    Kn Kn Se?

    Pathan:
    1. Quaid-e-Azam
    2. Sikandar-e-Azam
    3. Mughal-e-Azam
    Or
    4. Mera Chacha
    Haji Azam.
    good one

    edit :- http://www.desirulez.net/showthread.php?t=554743

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    Quote Originally Posted by love_as View Post
    Shadi Me Khana K wqt pathan Ko Plate Nhi Mili
    pathan Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
    Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya?
    pathan: dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Nhi Ayga:-)

    edit :- http://www.desirulez.net/showthread.php?t=554743

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    Quote Originally Posted by love_as View Post
    Teacher to pathan:
    batao Pakistan ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lehraya gya?

    Pathan boht dair sochnay k bad bola:

    Hawa mei…. :-

    edit :- http://www.desirulez.net/showthread.php?t=554743

 

 

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