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06-05-2012, 10:05 AM #1
The universal blond
With My apologies to all my blond friends.
HELLLOOOOOOOO The Universal Blonde
Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the
sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.
Florida OR MOON ??'
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking,
and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away...
Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and
says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ??'
A blonde puhes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died.After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her
very nicely if he could see her license.
She replies in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and the
today you expect me to show it to you!'
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and
sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts,
'How can I get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river
and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and
that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!'says the doctor.. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,
then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee
and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed..
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'...being a human...