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    Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
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    Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon,
    mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!

    Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!

    Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!

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    wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to (aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
    Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.

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    How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
    Yr 1. Janu
    Yr 2. O G.
    Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
    Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
    And then...
    Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
    Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

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    Ek shop me Daaku Loot-maar kr raha tha

    Daku ne ek aadmi se poocha k tum ne mujy Loot-maar krte dekha?

    Aadmi: Haan

    Daku: Dhuzzz
    (usko Maar diya)

    Daku doosre se:
    Tum ne dekha?

    Admi: Haan

    Daku: Dhuzzz
    (usko b maar diya)

    Daku Teesre se
    tum ne?

    Admi:
    Nhi,Meny nhi dekha
    Lekin
    MERI BV NE
    DEKHA HY

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1o3 View Post
    Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
    Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.

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    Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
    Hello Kiya,
    Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
    Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi

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    Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
    Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
    Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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    Sardar Ki Maa
    Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
    Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
    Aur
    Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
    Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
    Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
    Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.

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    Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
    Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

    Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?
    Sardar Je: MISS

    "NARRA":-)

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    SArdar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia

    Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

    Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?

    SArdar Replid: Éggs'' Mother

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    Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain

    Frnd: Wo Kyun?

    Sardar: Fikr Se?

    Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?

    Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-)

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    Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

    car

    Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

    Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1o3 View Post
    wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to (aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
    Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1o3 View Post
    How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
    Yr 1. Janu
    Yr 2. O G.
    Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
    Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
    And then...
    Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
    Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

    true

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1o3 View Post
    Ek shop me Daaku Loot-maar kr raha tha

    Daku ne ek aadmi se poocha k tum ne mujy Loot-maar krte dekha?

    Aadmi: Haan

    Daku: Dhuzzz
    (usko Maar diya)

    Daku doosre se:
    Tum ne dekha?

    Admi: Haan

    Daku: Dhuzzz
    (usko b maar diya)

    Daku Teesre se
    tum ne?

    Admi:
    Nhi,Meny nhi dekha
    Lekin
    MERI BV NE
    DEKHA HY
    smart boy

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    amazing jokes tfs


 

 

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