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    PROFESSOR :
    Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho?
    MUNNA BHAI :
    Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

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    CIRCUIT :

    Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
    MUNNA BHAI :
    Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.
    CIRCUIT :
    Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko.
    MUNNA BHAI :
    Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
    CIRCUIT :
    Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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    CIRCUIT :
    Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
    MUNNABHAI :
    Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
    CIRCUIT :
    Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

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    MUNNA BHAI :
    Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
    CIRCUIT :
    Bhai, gaadi hai.
    MUNNA BHAI :
    Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
    CIRCUIT :
    Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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    Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
    ENGLISHMAN :
    What is this?
    CIRCUIT :
    Bread India
    Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
    ENGLISHMAN :
    What is this?
    CIRCUIT :
    Sweet India
    With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks ...
    ENGLISHMAN :
    What is that?
    CIRCUIT :
    Air India

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    CIRCUIT :
    Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
    SHORT CIRCUIT :
    Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

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    PRINCIPAL :
    Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
    MUNNA BHAI :
    Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu









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    haha so funny.........

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    cant wait till munna bhai chlla america lol
    sorry dude .... Hash

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ťŋē ώү 'm View Post
    cant wait till munna bhai chlla america lol
    Sme ere.. da promo waz out 2 n a half yrz ago tho.. i dunno y itz not released yet









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    3rd is best





 

 

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