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    A man standing in a long line for bread tells the guy behind him that he is leaving to go to shoot the president.
    He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line.
    "Did you manage to kill him?"ask the people in the bread line.
    "No. That line is longer than this one."

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    Robber to President Zardari: Give me all your money!
    Zardari: Do you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari, President of Pakistan.
    Robber: In that case, give me all my money.

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    TV anchor: "Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved President Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five liters."

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    The Postmaster General of Pakistan makes an announcement:
    "We are forced to withdraw the stamp recently issued to commemorate Zardari's ascension to the Presidency.
    The people of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on."

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    Pakistani to American: What do you guys do with thieves?
    American: We treat them humanely and give them nice food, warm clothes and long jury trials.
    Pakistani: That's nothing. We give them the presidency.
    ...being a human...



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    tv anchor joke was awesome :d

    edit :- http://www.desirulez.net/showthread.php?t=554743

 

 

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