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  1. #1
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    Mar 2009
    Lonley Planet

    Exclamation Murphy's Laws on Girls

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    1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that

    2. The nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!

    3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...

    4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always
    be in your company.".................100% true

    5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.

    6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know
    in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed.

    7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.

    8. Theory of relativity.
    The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...

    9. Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone... Just when you are about to let
    her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)

    Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a
    girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she
    discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1

    Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before
    things work out, but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys)

    10. The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the
    day when-

    1. You are dressed badly
    2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
    3.Have a bad hair day

    11. All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u
    and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.

    12. The more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad will hate u

  2. #2
    I am Brown so ARe you DOwN?
    Join Date
    Mar 2008


    3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...<<<best one....
    sorry dude .... Hash

  3. #3
    dR Rockers
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    y u care


    If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that



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