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04-24-2012, 08:07 PM #1
*~* dR Laughter Challenge *~* ROUND 1so here we go with the laughter challenge, the guys who have joined i am sure must have read the rules and terms, so we begin Round 1, you know what to do:
1st Round is freestyle, so you can tell any kind of joke, copy or your own doesn't matter, but please post only ONE (1) joke.
deadline to post your joke is Friday April 27th 11pm EST.
04-24-2012, 08:25 PM #2
04-24-2012, 08:37 PM #3
- Join Date
- Jun 2009
A newly wed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them ," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me ?" he snarls. Wife says: " Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"
dont copy my way
Last edited by mainhoo; 04-24-2012 at 08:46 PM.
04-24-2012, 08:43 PM #4
I am in acha joke english mien ho ya hindi mien?
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04-24-2012, 09:20 PM #5
04-24-2012, 10:02 PM #6
Santa's wife was kidnapped.
Kidnaper sent him a piece of her finger and demanded money . .
Santa replied- Ungli kisiki bhi ho sakti hai, MUNDI BHEJ MUNDI....
Last edited by Ash; 04-25-2012 at 01:19 AM.
04-25-2012, 12:03 AM #7
Santa takes a Flight toSingapore and he is Seatednext to An Englishman.
Santa open his Tiffin andServes himself a Roti.
ENGLISHMAN: What is This?
Santa: Bread India
Santa then opens the Box ofJalebi.
ENGLISHMAN: What is This?
Santa : Sweet India
With all the food he Hogged on, Santa lets out a huge Fart!
The Englishman is Offendedand in Shock Asks.
ENGLISHMAN: What WasThat?
Santa: Air India
04-25-2012, 12:26 AM #8
2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.
1st Guy To Second Guy- What Will We Do Now?
2nd Guy YOU Marry My Sis, I Will Marry your Sis
“ιƒ уσυ נυ∂gє ρєσρℓє, уσυ нανє ησ тιмє тσ ℓσνє тнєм.”
"Time Can Make Us Move On.. But It Can't Fix A Broken Heart"..
~♥♥~ My One Hand is Enough to fight against the world if you Hold the other One....! ~♥♥~
"The PEOPLE Who want to STAY in your LIFE will always find a WAY"
04-25-2012, 01:49 AM #9
Leonardo Da Vinci was once asked by a colleague how it could be that he, who was so good at drawing figures and bodies in the paintings might have looked ugly children ...
Leonardo said: - It is because I make paintings a day, and I make kids at night.
04-25-2012, 02:54 PM #10
Ek pagal roz kehta, Gulel banaunga - Kabutar Marunga...
6 mahine ke ilaak ke baad..
Doctor asks : Aab kya karoge ?
patient : Sadi
Doctor : fir ?
patient : Suhagrat
Doctor : fir ?
patient : Uski sari Utarunga
Doctor : fir ?
patient : Blouse
Doctor : good Fir ?
Doctor bra utarunga
Doctor : My God fir ?
patient : fir kya ....................
bra ke elastic se Gulel Banaonga * Kabutar Marunga
04-25-2012, 04:10 PM #11
Sardar ji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....
Just to confirm whether he is going to
or coming back from the office...
Last edited by dR boi; 04-25-2012 at 04:26 PM.
edit :- http://www.desirulez.net/showthread.php?t=554743
04-25-2012, 04:42 PM #12
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta
BasketBall My Life
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04-25-2012, 05:54 PM #13
A drunk stumbles across a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.
He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher.
The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk looks back and says, "Yess, Preacher..I sure am."
The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.
"Nooo, I haven't!" said the drunk.
The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"
"Noooo, I have not Reverend."
The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?"
The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher... "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
The meaning of the name Akili is 'Wisdom, intellect, sense'. # 1000....
04-25-2012, 08:38 PM #14
Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
04-28-2012, 03:35 AM #15
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend.
The girlfriend asked, "Do you talk to your husband when you're making
She thought about it a minute then said, "Well, no. But I could. I
mean he has a cell phone and all now."
Last edited by нαsн; 04-28-2012 at 04:13 AM.