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Thread: Be strong, honey, I love you too
04-23-2008, 08:52 PM #1
Be strong, honey, I love you too
man escapes from prison where he has been for 15
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns
(obviously an American story) and finds a young couple
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an
escaped convict, look at his clothes!
He has probably spent lots of
time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw
how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This
guy is probably very dangerous if he gets angry, he'll
kill us both.
Be strong, honey, I love you."
To which the wife responded, "he wasn't kissing my
neck, he was whispering in my ear.
He told me he was gay, thought you
were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey, I love you too.":conf used:Pyar Na Dil Se Hota Hai, Na Dimaag Se...
Pyar To Ittefaq Se Hota Hai.
Per Pyar Karke Pyar Hi Mile...
Ye Ittefaq Kisi Kisi Ke Sath Hota Hai.
04-24-2008, 03:17 AM #2
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they are already posted...dont' post them again.