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    An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: ”Where the Hell are you …?”

    Husband: Darling do you remember the jewellery shop where you saw a very beautiful gold necklace and were desperate to buy it, but I didn’t have the money but promised to get it later when I get my salary…

    Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Sure I remember it my dear.

    Husband: I am in the cafe next to that jewellery shop!!

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    Husband sends a text message to his wife: “Hi, what are you doing Darling?”

    Wife: I’m dying..!

    Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without you?”

    Wife: “You food! I am dying my hair..”

    Husband: “Bloody English Language!
    ...being a human...



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    “ιƒ уσυ נυ∂gє ρєσρℓє, уσυ нανє ησ тιмє тσ ℓσνє тнєм.”

    "Time Can Make Us Move On.. But It Can't Fix A Broken Heart"..

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    BasketBall My Life
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    isnt it "you fool"



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    Quote Originally Posted by HoTT SkuLL View Post
    isnt it "you fool"
    btw - good one

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    wowwwwww he he ehe
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