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    SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
    LITTLE JOHNNY: No, I'm Little Johnny.

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    TEACHER: Johnny, how can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
    LITTLE JOHNNY: I get up early.

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    LITTLE JOHNNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
    FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
    LITTLE JOHNNY: Your name on this report card.

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    A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
    After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
    The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?
    "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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    Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
    "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
    "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
    "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

    THnx so much Falu!!! So HOT!

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    lol...didn't get the last one..thanks..

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    how come?lol its not all that hard..just read it again n u might just possibly get it

    THnx so much Falu!!! So HOT!

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    Lmao
    Yeh Its Sarcastic Actly Lol

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    A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
    After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
    The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?
    "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

    i lyke this one alot
    omg thx 4 sharing


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    lol dhaval the 5th one means he was asking his mother ru giving up that u cant be beautiful lol






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    k got it...thanks..

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    LMFAO
    this S is FUNNY!!!!
    thnx kamala!!!!!!!!

    thnx for da sig payal!


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    lol thankx for sharing kamala

 

 

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