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    GEO Pakistan


    America ny ek choor pakerny wali machine banai
    Jisny America main 30 minute main 30 choor pakray .
    ENgland main 30 minute main 50 chor aur india main 30 minute main 100 chor pakray jab wo machine pakistan lai gai to 15 minute main
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    Wo machine he chori ho gai .
    Geo pakistan ..




    Beth ker check kerna


    Ek joke suno
    Pata hai Taway pe Pop-Corn Q uchhaltay hain?

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    Nahi pata?

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    Kabhi baith k dekhna pata chal jaye ga



    Guinness Book Of World Record 2009



    Guiness Book Of World Record 2009.

    Aik Pakistani Kal 24 Ghanton
    Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
    Record Qaim Kiya
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    Janaza kal 4 bajay he.



    Where Was Subzi Mandi?



    (In 2025)
    man wid his son at main gate of Gaddafi stadium
    Beta humare zmany mein yahan match hua krty thy

    Beta: acha Abu!

    To tub sabzi mandi kahan hoti thi.?




    Planet


    SWEETEST EXCUSE; A kid gets 0 mark in a paper. Father angrily say wat is this? Kid replies:techer k pass STARS khatam ho gaye to PLENET dene shuru kar diye…!
    in Jokes SMS

    Dentist Joke



    ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!!
    Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?
    Dentist:Nahi..!
    ChiLd: Agr Main NikaL doOn?
    Doctor: NikaLo.

    ChILd:He he he he





    Chinese or American



    Pagal chinese se:tum American ho?
    Chinese:nhi mein Chinese hu

    Pagal:nhi tum American ho

    Chinese guse se:han han mein American hu

    Pagal:lgte to Chinese he ho…











    Husband Affairs



    Man on his death bed confesses to his wife
    I had an affair with ur sister, ur best friend & the maid

    Wife:I know darling. Now relax & let the poison work.




    Aankhon Wale



    Dulhan Andhy Shoher Se
    “Kaash Tumhari Ankhain Hoten To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakty”
    Shoher
    “Agar Tum Khobsurat Hoten To Kya Ankhon Waly Tumhy Mere Leye Chorty?”



    Dimagh ka Operation



    doctor mareez k peechey bhag raha tha

    logon ne pocha kya hua?

    doc: 4 baar aisa hua
    sala dimagh ka operation karwany aata hai or baal katwa k bhag jata hai



    Adnan Sami


    Teacher: Bachön batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb india pe phenka tha aur India ne use pencil bana dia uska naam kia hay?
    Students:- (ADNAN SAMI)




    A TOUCHING love Story


    a boy n Girl Luv each other.
    One day They were Talking.
    Boy Touched Girl’s hand n girl Touched boy’s Hand.

    uff What a Touching Story :-D



    3 Wishes


    Once there were 3 people
    Boss,officer & clerk going 4 a Lunch They met with a Jin
    Jin said: im here 2 fulfil 3 wishes of a person but u r 3 peoples
    So i’ll fulfil 1 wish 4 each
    Clerk quickly said: send me 2 USA with a lot money.puff clerk disapears
    Officer said: send me 2 Paris with a lot of money.puff officer disapear

    Jin said 2 Boss what’s ur wish he said
    “I want these 2 idiots back at office after lunch at 2:00pm”

    Moral: Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st..



    Malikin Thi

    Malik: tum andar kyon aay tumhay nahi pata tha kay main naha raha ho

    Nokar: maf karna may samjha malkin hay.. ;-)

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    :rofl
    last one was awesome..

    “ιƒ уσυ נυ∂gє ρєσρℓє, уσυ нανє ησ тιмє тσ ℓσνє тнєм.”

    "Time Can Make Us Move On.. But It Can't Fix A Broken Heart"..

    ~♥♥~ My One Hand is Enough to fight against the world if you Hold the other One....! ~♥♥~



    "The PEOPLE Who want to STAY in your LIFE will always find a WAY"

 

 

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